Craig is spawned from two onions and a rabbid bunny rabbit, curiously enough a video game was made with characters similar to that effect. Craigs Idea?
Craig is potty trained
Craig meets Jack Sanders in a gentleman's club
Craig starts to wonder why he's not aging
Craig tries desperately to grow a mustache to fit in
Craig and Jack get into an epic fight over nationalism
Craig and Jack settle differences and go to Minarets
Not exact first day but ok
Craig understands what's going on in the show LOST
Craig Dies because he figured out what LOST was all about