The Robust Chronicles of Skye Binegar By ThePinkCigarette Dec 4, 1993 Frank Zappa died. Not that it means anything. :( Jul 14, 1996 Birth? Yeah. I think so. Aug 19, 2000 Compulsory Enrollment in Skyline Hey! It wasn't my idea! Jan 11, 2003 Had some tonsils removed -- didn't need them Aug 16, 2003 Chilled out in second grade. Pretty awesome year. Nov 2, 2004 The Day Florida Voting Machines Attacked the US. May 8, 2007 Watched some Seinfeld that day. It was pretty good. Aug 16, 2007 6th Grade - Hated every day of it. Feb 13, 2011 Attempted to be funny by making an event about making this timeline. Didn't work. Dec 21, 2012 Found a Pink Cigarette. THERE'S 1 MORE DAY AND THEN YOU WILL FIND ME DEAD