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assassination of archduke Franz Ferdinand
WAR?Archduke Franz Ferdinand is assassinated. His death is the event that sparks World War ome......who ever killed him had done very much goofed -
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world war one
twenty events that happend during world war one -
starting in three two one
Russia creats its vast army to stop ausria-hungar from invading serbia,this leads to germany comeing in and going "nope" and now germany has to go up agaiced france, russia and one very angry belgum oh and would you like britan amrica and australia with that?
word war one starts inthree.....two.......ONE TO WAR -
oh mygod GERMANY NOOO
Germany starts the world war by invading Belgium to get to france so that they dont have to go up aganced france and russia only to hav it slam in thiere facein the end -
germans need to know when NOT to shoot
the german's pull a realy stupid move and desided to sink a pasenger ship......nice going ya crazy people, why would you sink a pasenger ship? just why this is going to anger amrica way to much -
germany stuffs more stuff up!
Germans start to fire chlorin filled shels(this was the first ues of mass gassing and i thing my dads farts were bad!) this nearly put an end to the french lines ( see ya française il n'a pas été agréable de vous connaître) but however Germany could not find any ues of the beach(aside from making seashell neacklases :3) -
plans back fire's
so we desided to wallz on over to gallipoli and take over the place, and well thats where we stuffed up.........badly
so anyway we land on the shors of what would soon to be known as 'anzac cove' and we where like well this looks like a nice sp-HOLY MOLY
BANG guns whent off and people where dieing and tristen was like" oh my i do beleave we are in a spot of bother'and everyone was like" REALY WHAT TIPPED OFF dead
rip angry man, you never finished that sentance
anyway back to the battle -
no bad germany
so yeah people got pissed about germany attacking an inosent ship full of insocent people and well they said' NO MORE SUBMARIENS"
oh and that attack was also to stop america from going to war (they still did but only like after the war was done -.- turning up late for every war!) -
bout time britan
britan finaly deside to do something and deploy tanks at delville wood , it was a good tank but not so good a attacking, britan need to go back to the drawng bord again -.- -
sorry but no
so britan gets a mesage from germany saying that they wanted mexico to side with them on the war in case you know amrican desides to go to war (in about a milon year that is) so in retune germany says "how about we give you the whole of south north america?" and they where like " naw man we've got tacos to eat we ain't going into no war" so yeah plan back fires again -
bout time the wars half over
so amrica FINALY desides to join the war joining sides with britan and french.god its about time man -
11/11/18 on the 11 min of the 11 second fo the 11 hour of the 11 whatever
Horrible Histories Frightful First World War: Armisticewhats this germay finaly does something good for once WHAT but the thing is everone continued fighting even after the mesage got out and stoped right on the 11;00 hour so yes people where still charging at 10;59
till one guy died and his friend was like "that it im killing them ALL" but it was 11 o'clock and the gereals was " no you cant do that that will be considerd as murder!"