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  the first colony : Jamestown. it it was a human, it didn't have a good time. James town still stands through these tough times.
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  sir Thomas. HE is the one. the only. guy who gave good fourtent. well not the only guy that gave good fourtent.. but whatever.
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  pay someone? get land. pay? get land. land land land.
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  the pilgrims established a ship and started to travel to new world. that ship was- you guessed it- the may flower. ROCK PAPER SICCORSE. they where so bored they invented that.
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  the pilgrem fathers made it the da new world. hraa! anyone else wanting to have a party? the second colnie!
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  new nether lands was constructed, and later became the all-popular new new York. King Charles the second granted to his brother James the duke. he fled without a fight.
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  NEW JERSEY... IS ... S E T T L E D ! The duke granted some land to sir George. wait- oh right! don't forget john! he got land too!
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  the Delware colonie. or just delware. either way. APPARNTLY it was "the first state"
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  the revaluation for america came! yahoo- wait is that good? "looks up on google" uh- depending on definition, it depends.
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  A document was signed declaring one thing. The us must be dependent. from what you may ask?? Why the British crown. this happened on the fourth of July.