The simple life of Penelope Humenansky. By pbhumenansky Aug 22, 1989 Born. I was born at home in Atlanta, GA. Aug 31, 1992 Learned to ride my bike. Jun 15, 1993 Learned to cook Aug 28, 1994 Tried some good BBQ Jul 24, 1998 Disney World Apr 3, 2000 Played soccer Played for about 11 years. Apr 11, 2002 Learned to snowboard May 28, 2005 Wisdom teeth out I still have my teeth. May 25, 2007 Graduated High School Dec 28, 2008 Learned to ski Jul 10, 2009 Flew to New Hampshire Boyfriend's mom's wedding. Mar 16, 2010 Got LASIK eye surgery Goodbye glasses! Aug 22, 2010 Turn 21