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Aidan Delays our Adventures
As Aidan thinks he has friends and stalls the beginning of our glorious adventuring in the name of social interaction, the group is forced to resort to playing StarCraft II and League of Legends, both mediocre experiences in comparison to the grand adventures we could have embarked on. -
Delays by Dinner
Mike is forced to go out to dinner with his family, and due to multiple delays on the way, the adventuring is delayed further. -
The Adventure Begins
After multiple delays, the group is finally dropped into the fray, stuck in a prison cell with no semblence of an idea as to how they will escape, The group consists of Dorf the Dwarf Paladin, Kevin the Human Spellfencer, Shelli the Warlock, Forest the Trap Checker, and last but certainly not least, Nicholas Biddle the Druid. -
Breaking Out and In Simultaneously
After multiple attempts to seduce the guards,the group manages to smash a metal cup on the wall and impale the guard of their cell and emerge into a room with boxes, guard dogs and assorted some dying guy. -
The "Dogfight"
After a pork sandwich is rubbed on the dead guard and thrown between the dogs, they charge at us unphased and as the group kills one of them, Dorf heroically smashes the other one into the wall, killing it instantly. -
The Purple Dagger
Whilst rummaging through boxes, Aidan comes across a mysterious purple dagger. Having no semblence of competence, he is not able to discern what it does exactly. However, after stabbing a few dead people, he finds out that the dagger has the ability to bring previously living things back to life under his command. -
The Puzzle Door
After looking at boxes, the group comes to a puzzle door with a missing piece. Dorf attempts to brute force the door, only to find that there is a guard on the other side and also revealing a small portion of the room. Kevin, on intuition alone, breaks off a piece of a skull in the corner of the room perfectly, fits the piece into the door and we are allowed to proceed. -
"Lettuce Leaf"
As the group comes accross a group of ogre-like beings, Biddle and Shelli come up with a devious plan to get past the two guards, to be named Shrek and Dickweed. Kevin, holds up a head of lettuce, while Biddle says in primordial, "Lettuce Leaf?" The guards burst into laughter, and Shrek agrees to join us, while Dickweed refuses to break his "pact." Dickweed is brutally murdered by Shelli's mysterious dagger.