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A Legend comes into the world.
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First Words
Would have brought tears to M.L.K's eyes. -
Birth of Mini-Me
He alright, I guess. -
9/11
Can't remember much of it, but I remember crying because my mom was crying. -
First day of Preschool
The other kids drooled over my lego creations. -
First Bike
That baby was sweet. -
Graduated 8th Grade
Riverview Represent -
Came to school with you danguses.
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Taught my man J-Marsh how to snowboard
KIds a natrual. Just kidding he's trash. -
Marched in the Disney World Parade
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Graduate High School and go somewhere sweet
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Go to College somwhere cool
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Graduate College cause I'm a smart cookie
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Play Piano while Kanye raps on top of it because why not
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Recieve a package of goodies from Kim Jong himself.
A bunch of fake grapefruit... Very disappointing -
Shrek gets Shrekt and I take the swamp for myself.
"This is my swamp now." -
Discover a species of space sloths while I'm sitting at my beach house
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Featured on Elvis and TuPac's revival album.
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Find out that they were actually fakes, didn't really meet Tupac and Elvis.
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Get abducted by the Zealots of Stockholm on a late night in Kauai with my man Donald Glover.
What is death?
