Life of a Legend

A Legend comes into the world.

Jul 5, 1997

First Words

Oct 14, 1998

Would have brought tears to M.L.K's eyes.

Birth of Mini-Me

Jan 13, 2000

He alright, I guess.

9/11

Sep 11, 2001

Can't remember much of it, but I remember crying because my mom was crying.

First day of Preschool

Sep 16, 2002

The other kids drooled over my lego creations.

First Bike

Jun 17, 2004

That baby was sweet.

Graduated 8th Grade

Jun 11, 2012

Riverview Represent

Came to school with you danguses.

Sep 16, 2012

Taught my man J-Marsh how to snowboard

Jan 9, 2013

KIds a natrual. Just kidding he's trash.

Marched in the Disney World Parade

Nov 24, 2013

Graduate High School and go somewhere sweet

Jun 11, 2016

Go to College somwhere cool

Sep 16, 2016

Graduate College cause I'm a smart cookie

Jun 11, 2020

Play Piano while Kanye raps on top of it because why not

May 16, 2022

Recieve a package of goodies from Kim Jong himself.

Mar 16, 2024

A bunch of fake grapefruit... Very disappointing

Shrek gets Shrekt and I take the swamp for myself.

Apr 2, 2028

"This is my swamp now."

Discover a species of space sloths while I'm sitting at my beach house

Aug 19, 2031

Featured on Elvis and TuPac's revival album.

Feb 16, 2041

Find out that they were actually fakes, didn't really meet Tupac and Elvis.

Mar 16, 2042

Get abducted by the Zealots of Stockholm on a late night in Kauai with my man Donald Glover.

Jan 1, 3005

What is death?