• Wyatt is Born
    1 CE

    Wyatt is Born

    The beginning of the end for the world.
  • Wyatt practices the art of speech.
    100

    Wyatt practices the art of speech.

    Cant really move his mouth properly...
  • Wyatt invents Basketball
    200

    Wyatt invents Basketball

    The NBA was made years later
  • Wyatt Rocks the Mohawk
    260

    Wyatt Rocks the Mohawk

    his hairstyle is hated on by the population.
  • People Banish Wyatt Because He Has Terrible Style
    1020

    People Banish Wyatt Because He Has Terrible Style

    He goes into hibernation.
  • Wyatt Wakes Up
    1300

    Wyatt Wakes Up

  • Wyatt leads the UofM Bisons in a competitive tag game against 1st graders

    Wyatt leads the UofM Bisons in a competitive tag game against 1st graders

    They lose....
  • Wyatt Reproduces Offspring Asexually

    Wyatt Reproduces Offspring Asexually

    Now there is two of them!