A Partial Documentation of Several Events in My Life

By emilyoz
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    (shows) Rugrats

  • Day of My Birth- Jessie

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    Disgusting Usless Infant Child (at home)

  • Birth- Emily

    Come into the world screaming, leave it screaming but with a slightly deeper voice.

  • Birth- Shirley

  • (movie) The Lion King II

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    (shows) Spongebob Squarepants

  • (Song) All Star- Smash Mouth

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    PreK/Elementary School

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    (music) Lady Gaga

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    Shrek (movie)

    someBODY once told me the world is gonna roll me
    I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
    She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
    In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
    Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
    Didn't make sense not to live for fun
    Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see
    So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
    You'll never know if you don't go
    You'll never shin

  • (movies) Harry Potter

  • Powerpuff Girls Movie

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    (shows) Drake and Josh

  • (movies) Mean Girls

  • (song) Unwritten- Natasha Bedingfield

  • (song) White and Nerdy- Weird Al Yankovic

  • (song) Shoes- Liam Kyle Sullivan

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    Middle School

    I hated Middle School so much

  • (movie) Life As We Know It

  • (movie/show) The Book of Mormon

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    High School

    I hated high school so much

  • Lost life to Disney- Shirley

  • 18th Birthday- Jessie

    I still watch Nickelodeon.

  • 18th Birthday-Emily

    I turned 18 and still have not registered to vote.

  • Dragon Age Inquisition Released- Emily/Jessie

    The day my social life ended