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Go paperless!
Go paperless. All we need is more devices and we're almost there. -
Double our wifi coverage
More, better accesspoints to build a stronger wireless network for our devices. -
Teachers monitor student devices in class
New software will allow for teachers to track student internet activity during class in real time and for later review. Keeping students on task will become easier and essential to ensuring 1:1 devices are more productive than harmful. -
1:1 devices or better
We might even have 1.5 devices per student before Chromebooks can't do everything and Windows systems aren't as portable. -
Video Conf for Parent Conf
Video conferencing via Chromebooks allow for remote campuses to join classrooms, and teachers can conference with parents via their student's Chromebook. -
Internet Bandwidth to 5Gbit
Since the internet is not something you can just dump something on, we need more internet tubes to keep up with the ever increasing demand of our 1:1 rollout!! -
Star Wars Episode VIII
Starwars Episode VIII released. Everyone is thinking about lightsabers and becoming very unproductive for 2 weeks. -
RFID tag based attendance tracking
ID badges containing RFID chips allow for automated attendance and student locationt tracking within school campuses -
3D printed meals
Nutritious 3d printed meals constructed entirely by automated systems make feeding students so inexepnsive and tasty, no student will go hungry ever again. You just ate an icosahedron shaped cheezy puff with the nutritional value of swiss chard. Twenty sides of YUM. -
Autonomous School Buses
The efficiency of fully autonomous transporation ensure no student ever has to walk to school. -
Internet Bandwidth to 10Gbit
Thats a lot of tubes. -
Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Thanks to AI, virtual teachers can work with students one on one to provide a personalized learning experience that is custom taylored to the student in ways never before possible by considering data which is currently unaccounted for such as their current emotional state, past life experiences, and that bacon donut that didnt agree with them this morning. Oh and by the way, AI just cured cancer while you were reading this.
