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What happens when a pug and a beagle fall in love? I think we know the answer. Due to overwhelming cuteness, it is not recommended to come in contact with puggle puppies without full intention of bringing one home. Do so at your own peril.
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Puggles live up to the two-year rule of puppy-hood.
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The puggle puppy is a master at adventure and play. Sleep? That's just time wasted. Don't expect them to go down easily. And they'll always have two paws up, just in case.
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Sit, stay, speak? That's easy. Puggles are intelligent creatures that will demand some sort of formal education. Their passion for biscuits will ensure their ongoing succes. And of course, they'll graduate with honors.
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When it comes to work, a puggle will be there to see it through.They're also good at identifying technology that has passed its prime and finding new uses for it.
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If a puggle could make money doing anything, it would be chewing. They are genuine pros. Whether it's a stick, a shoe, or a cashmere sweater, they can cause some serious damage. And they're proud of it.
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Losing teeth is a travesty to the puggle, since chewing and eating are both such important aspects of their identity. Be supportive of your puggle. The gift of cash or Petsmart gift cards from the tooth fairy is a small gesture that can go a long way.
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Puggles may be picky when it comes to finding canine companions, but once they find a few they like, tug-of-war will never be the same. Puggles tend to prefer the smelliest dogs, and those with the most slobber. Scientists are currently looking into this phenomenon.
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For any puggle celebration, including birthdays, don't arrive empty handed. Puggles like to have their presents and eat them too.
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Sometimes you'll come home to a mess in the house and won't be able to figure out what happened. And sometimes you'll catch that puggle red-handed.
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Puggles are very, very good looking, and so they are bound to become relatively famous, often posing in photos for random strangers, subjected to children's excitement, and even gracing the covers of some regional magazines. But don't let fame get to your puggle's head. If he starts giving out paw-tographs, it's time to draw the line.
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As a puggle matures, he will become more secretive in his behavior. Sometimes you'll come home and you won't even be able to find him at all.
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Unless it means swimming in the ocean, puggles don't care much for the beach. Sand just isn't much to chew on, frankly.
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It should be known that puggles don't watch sports, but when they do, they watch North Carolina Tar Heel basketblal. They're support during a national championship victory should be honored with extended couch cuddle time, one of their favorite hobbies.
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Sometimes a puggle will wonder: who am I? Where did I come from? Am I adopted? They may find solace in some new friends, blind to skin color and species.
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As a puggle ages, he becomes more refined and expects the finer things in life, like fluffed pillows and a made bed. If the pillows are not prepared just so, the puggle may stare at your blankly until the bed is to their specifications.
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A puggle never loses its roots.
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Don't expect to leave town without a few pouts and whines. Puggles love to travel, and more importantly, they're not too keen on being left out of, well, pretty much anything.
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The puggle excels in all weather environments, including the rare Southeast Virginia snow storm. He'll need a coat though. He's not crazy, you know.
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Puggles are always on their toes. So just like a women in heels needs a pedicure now and then, a puggle may require the occasional foot soak.
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The mature puggle surely understands the finer things in life. But even going on six years, puggles never lose their sense of purpose. Play, eat, sleep, repeat. Play, eat, sleep, repeat. Because what else is there?
