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  Henry VIII is born in Greenwich on 28 June 1491, son of Henry VII.
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  Henry VII dies, so Henry VIII marries Catherine and takes over the throne. He is 17 years old
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  Henry VIII is such a great author, he was awarded the "Defender of Faith" award by the pope
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  Henry's mistress Anne gave birth to a child, Elizabeth.
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  Henry VIII declared himself supreme head of church of England
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  Henry VIII puts Anne on trial for adultery, they find her guilty and take her to a private room to be beheaded. Within 24 hours of this Henry gets remarried with Jane Seymour.
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  Jane finally gave birth to Henry's son, Edward. Unfortunately she died nine days later
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  After an investigation into Catherine, Henry found her commiting adultery and had her exectued.
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  Henry's binge eating led to untreated type 2 diabetes. He also had pus filled pores on his body, this and his obesity probably contributed to his death.
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  Henry VIII dies on 28 January 1547.