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The First Glamazons
The First Glamazons were believed to be surviving off the bare edges of cliffs. Curiosity got the better of some of them as over 30% of the population were led to their deaths by falling over said cliffs. This marks the beginning of their evolution. By the year 6010, Glamazons evolved the ability to fly extraordinarily quickly. -
Glamazonian Tribes
Glamazonian Tribes were often small groups of Glamazons who huddled together and split responsibilities amongst themselves. There was a Glamazon for each duty, such as snatching, gathering, and shelter building. The group consisted of the leader, also known as the mother and the rest were children who would preform those duties. -
The First Hit
The Glamazons coexisted peacefully for roughly two decades, until the insults began. Arguments erupted, usually about petty things such as appearance. This may not seem like a big deal in human culture, but it is greatly offensive in Glamazonian culture. Verbal abuse turned physical when one Glamazon named Shangela threw what is known as The First Hit. Glamazon Imfurst was attackedwhen a glass full of ice cold water was thrown upon her by Shangela. This is believed to spark the Glamazonian War. -
The Second Hit
The Second Hit was an event that was not as significant as The First Hit, however, it was the last event. While a group Glamazons were discussing possible forms of impressing their tribe leaders, a Glamazon named Aja began passively aggressively attack another Glamazon named Valentina. "You're perfect, you're beautiful, you're a model," Aja said sarcastically. This was shocking as no one ever dared to attack the great Valentina directly. This contributed to great unrest between all Glamazons. -
The Glamazonian War
As previously stated, unrest was prominent between Glamazons. There was strong tensions between tribes and they began to break apart. This left Mother Glamazons with too many responsibilities and Children Glamazons with no direction. This led to the children fighting, eventually starting greater problems such as battle. Battles eventually added up the Glamazonian War, where many Glamazons were slayed and killed. This alerted one of the most powerful Glamazon Mothers to call for a cease-fire. -
The Great Glamazon Conference
The most powerful Glamazon mother was named Ru. Once she called for a cease-fire, she teamed up with other Glamazon mothers to organize a conference where an open political discussion could be held. The GGC would later be forever memorable in history because this is where the format of government would be decided for the Glamazon nation. She asked everyone to fill out a ballot to gain their opinion of how their country should be run, and democracy was the ultimate decision.