Marylouise bear brown timeline

  • got my massage chair for birthdday

  • had rare argument with papa bear brown

    He told me that I spend to much time in the chair and that he should have spent his money on somthing different
  • Day of Robbery

  • I made porridge

  • Found Goldilocks sleeping in the bed

  • Found chair ruined

    There was lemonade, lemon syrup, lemon seeds, and lemon pulp all over it
  • We went for a family walk

  • day of crime

  • Doors were locked

  • went online and printed out receipt for $5000 chair

  • Signed and sworn this statement under penelty of law