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By 3000290

  • Born

  • First Halloween

    for clarity im in the bottom left

  • First Christmas

  • Sister 1

  • Preschool

  • Sister 2

  • Kindergarten

  • 1st Grade

  • Fifth Grade Graduation

  • 6th Grade

  • 8th Grade Graduation

  • West

  • Wrestling at West

  • Marching Band

  • Jazz Band

  • Football

  • Get job

  • Graduate

  • Go to College

  • Double Major

    I have no idea what I want to do

  • Start Writing a Book

    I hope to be a writer, and having a book written is kind of a prerequisite to publishing one

  • Garduate

  • Publish First Book

  • Acquire Masters

  • Publish a Poetry Collection

    mediocre

  • Make enough money to buy a house

  • New Job

    the books sell not great so i cant support myself on my previous occupation (dumpster diving at a derelict kmart for scraps of food and clothing) so i find a new one and make money taste testing for a deodorant company

  • Publish a Novel

  • It sells middlingly alright

  • im able to move out of the kmart dumpster

    there's a lot of memories there but i finally force myself to let it go

  • I find a large publishing company willing to publish me

    i probably bribed somebody

  • Third Book

    expectations are lower than ever

  • It Makes the NYT Bestseller List

    someone screwed up big-time

  • My novel is a finalist for the booker prize

    i definitely bribed someone

  • Fourth Book