Impractical Inventions

  • Combination Piano-Vacuum Cleaner

    Combination Piano-Vacuum Cleaner
    A piano and vacuum cleaner combinations invented by Max Rothfeld, of Philadelphia.
  • Hail Cannons

    Hail Cannons
    Hail cannons, created residents of Styria (in modern-day Austria) devised a special gas-based mortar supposedly capable of preventing hail.
  • Beast-Drawn Carriages

    Beast-Drawn Carriages
    An invention created to harness beasts to carriages
  • Airship Hospital

    Airship Hospital
    Charles L. Julliot, a French lawyer, proposed building a flying hospital for patients who could benefit from the "natural exhilaration of an air trip."
  • Automated Grocery Store

    Automated Grocery Store
    Self-service grocery stores aren't what they used to be. In 1933, a grocery store in Los Angeles represented the pinnacle of leisure for a housewife. Instead of roaming around the aisles, all she had to do was sit down on a bar stool and select merchandise from moving shelves.
  • Water Ski Sails

    Water Ski Sails
    These oval-shaped double sails, which were attached by rods held at shoulder level, undoubtedly required impressive upper body strength, as well as some know-how in steering.
  • Sewing Machine Bicycle

    Sewing Machine Bicycle
    Charles Steinlauf's bike could carry four people and a sewing machine.
  • Poochmobile

    Poochmobile
    The "Poochmobile," was invented by eighty year-old dog trainer Z. Wiggs. While the dog ran, a belt and pulley mechanism would turn the rear drive wheels, which were in turn controlled by the driver's "gearshift" lever in the front.