I Know An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly By pbtoast Jan 14, 2011 Fly I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die. Feb 14, 2011 She swallowed a spider to catch the fly. The spider wiggled and giggled and tickled inside her. Mar 14, 2011 She swallowed the bird to catch the spider. How absurd to swallow a bird.