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George Bush and Nosetta
Turkeys, and a few chickens, have taken over the human world. George Bush and Nosetta are the revered leaders of the Turkey Terrorist Organization. The last humans remaining are feircely fighting for their lives. Their Thanksgiving dinner has gone rogue and they must fight to get it back. -
Oprah's Mansion
Every person who is still alive has evacutaed to Oprah's mansion. They plan to have a big barbeque, in the near future, to feast on all of the turkeys they have killed. The turkeys are looking for Oprah's mansion so that they may slaughter the people who dare feast on their bretheren. The turkeys seek vengence for all the turkeys who have been slain in battle. -
Turkey Pro Shop
George Bush and Nosetta are leading their revolution at Bass Pro Shop which they have renamed Turkey Pro Shop. Here, they aim to give refuge to all turkeys in need. They also help them by scrubbing each turkey's feet to prevent Athlete's Foot. Many turkeys are greatful to their leaders and remain at Turkey Pro Shop to repay them for their help. Their numbers are growing and so is their advantage on the humans. -
Mr. McDonald
One day, while George Bush and Nosetta are scrubbing the turkey's feet, Mr. McDonald shows up at the Turkey Pro Shop and offers them a turkey sandwich which they gladly accepted and threw at him and his riding turkey. Note that all the horses are dead because the turkeys ate them all. Mr. McDonald rode away on his riding turkey to go home and make himself a new sandwich. He was followed. -
Mr. McDonald Dies
When Mr. McDonald got home, he decided that he wanted to set up a personal turkey grinder for himself. When Nosetta saw this, for she was the one who followed him, she ran back to Turkey Pro Shop to tell the news to George Bush. George Bush quickly set up a strike team to take out Mr. McDonald and save themselves. Within the hour, Mr. McDonald was shredded by his own meat grinder and eaten by the turkeys, along with George Bush and Nosetta. -
Prepare for Battle
When the human found out about the murder of Mr. McDonald, they began to prepare for war. The humans spread out around the world to gather their supplies for the big war.While they were collecting bombs, cars, machine guns and other things, they would raid some of the bases that belonged to the turkeys. This would be the war that determined who was the leader and who was the dinner. -
Enter Zeus
Days have passed since the humans have begun to prepre for war. During those days, a man has decided to side with the turkeys thinking that they will win. He has been spying on them and giving the information to the turkeys. The turkeys used him to plant bombs with C4 and claymores. The spy's name was Zeus. -
Zeus Betrays Both Sides
While the tukeys sharpen their beaks, Zeus is hard at work setting more bombs and traps for the humans. The turkeys were getting skeptical of him because the humans somehow always missed the traps that they set. When the turkeys thought that Zeus was planting traps he was actually giving the turkey's secrets to the humans. He was sneaky and traded secrets to both sides of the war. -
So It Begins
The battle has now begun with both sides believing that they have the upper hand. With both sides prepared, they head for each other and begin to navigate each other's traps. The humans have twenty tanks, one hudred and fifty snipers, two hundred gunman, and twenty jeeps and trucks. The turkeys have their beaks and claws along with ingenuity and numbers. The war has commenced. -
The Turkey and the Human
In the midst of the war, the humans come to realize what Zeus has done to them and shoot him down for vengence. The turkeys and the humans continue to fight for hours on end. When the fighting finally ceases, only one human and one turkey are left laying on the ground due to exhaustion. They stand and face eachother with the intent to kill. They lunge at each other, the turkey ripping out the mans jugular and the man shooting the turkey. The human race ceases to exist as well as the turkey race.
