Anders looks at the Bropocalypse Now Wiki page and notices that he's been given the title of "Public Relations"
In an attempt to rehabilitate the Less-than-popular image of Goons in general, he assumes the gimmick of a Public Relations Officer, who says everything, and means nothing. The most saccharine platitudes, vague statments, and plain ol' made up facts are at his command. Never get angry - the pubbies will do it for you. If they want information - make it up.