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He then traded the pen the same day for a hand-sculpted doorknob from Seattle, Washington.
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He traveled to Amherst, Massachusetts, with a friend to trade the doorknob for a Coleman camp stove (with fuel).
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He traveled to Amherst, Massachusetts, with a friend to trade the doorknob for a Coleman camp stove (with fuel).
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He went to California, and traded the camp stove for a Honda generator.
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He made a second (and successful) attempt (after having the generator confiscated by the New York City Fire Department) in Maspeth, Queens, to trade the generator for an "instant party": an empty keg, an IOU for filling the keg with the beer of the bearer's choice, and a neon Budweiser sign.
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He traded the "instant party" to Quebec comedian and radio personality Michel Barrette for one Ski-Doo snowmobile.
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He traded the snowmobile for a two-person trip to Yahk, British Columbia, in February 2006.
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He traded the second spot on the Yahk trip for a box truck.
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He traded the box truck for a recording contract with Metalworks in Mississauga, Ontario.
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He traded the recording contract to Jody Gnant for a year's rent in Phoenix, Arizona.
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He traded the one year's rent in Phoenix, Arizona, for one afternoon with Alice Cooper.
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He traded the one afternoon with Alice Cooper for a KISS motorized snow globe.
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He traded the KISS motorized snow globe to Corbin Bernsen for a role in the film Donna on Demand.
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He traded the movie role for a two-story farmhouse in Kipling, Saskatchewan.