my personal lego movie timeline bc guess what!!!!! im fandom trash ,, run while you can please
By higuu
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yes there are trigger warnings. i made up some pretty dark stuff x_x
- Child Abuse. its rampant and everywhere and probably will be mentioned multiple times. you've been warned
- Depression. yes many people are sad. this will get sorta,, dark
- plus SH because that tends to go hand in hand w depression in my writing
- A Slow Spiral Into Madness (im looking @ you mr business) -
hi!!! this is the timeline im using for anything i write with the LEGO Movie fandom that sticks to canon. not changing anything canon as far as i can try but there ARE some warnings i should give out since this is a public timeline and all,
btw i. WILL be linking my fics to this timeline >:) all in Periods. these warnings apply to the fics and to just the stuff listed on the timeline. please check trigger warnings <3 -
yeah hes like. old. lmao. the 30-odd years he spends in cryosleep kinda negates that tho
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yeah this is just will ferrells bday
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this isnt a 69 joke thats johnny depps bday. like. like capn jack sparrow johnny depp
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most people say hes older than sirius,,,,, i say nay. also yes his birth was on 6/9/1971 im hilarious
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commonly known as Wyldstyle. last name chosen because of how common it is- she wants more than anything to be special, unique, changing her name might have stemmed from how unremarkable it was
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btw i call GC Alastar and BC Cary, yes i stole the names from someone else. makes it easier to deal w. btw his birth is same day as harvey dent (twoface) bc i thought itd be interesting. Year isnt the same tho cos,,, i want him to be younger when he gets adopted :)
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yeah he gets punted into cryosleep and pops out in 2010 and gets to live in fear for the next four years ,, hes 28 at this point. got into the space program at 21.
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yeah. yeah this is the date of chris pratts bday
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zero context for this
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this isnt meant to be public use its just for myself. this is unnecessary but its useful for me :/ anyways i still put entirely too much research into this stupid stuff. ending school late may/early june is incredibly common
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yeah sirius's brother fuckin disappears x_x rip. start of his descent into madness
anyways should clarify this isnt the exact day he went missing. just the day sirius went to his house and went 'ayo my brother is fucking gone. wth' -
this is when octan started appearing in LEGO sets :) theyre an oil company first an foremost.
dont ask where sirius got the money from. he might have thrown his parents under the bus (metaphorically ofc. he would never kill someone and let it be provable)
date provided is from the establishment of Standard Oil (an old oil company created by john d rockefeller. he was neat and also a prick and ridiculously wealthy) -
hes 13 when this happens :) yeah his birth parents are horrible horrible terrible,,,, ma & pa cop are good tho dont worry :) hes just adopted. btw the adopting happened maybe 4, 5 months after this.
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he runs away the day after his birthday :) twas the breaking point -
this is entirely guessing x_x but guess what!!! thats a real election year!!!! am i doing too much research for this? yes. n e ways hes 29 when elected
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:) lucys dad gets his face melted off. oops. lucy was,,, 15 i think
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woo!!!! sirius decided to replace all his employees w robots because hes like. robots are 'perfect' and also cant accidentally melt their faces off because they mishandled dangerous relics (yes the Incident is how they learned what the Poh-leesh remover of Ny-eel did). wow this isnt the best indicator for his mental health. anyways the Incident happened,,,, 20, 21 months before this?? maybe? it takes a while before youre able to develop bipedal, vaguely maybe sentient robots. still this is soon
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(sniffles) they grow up so fast...
yeah but joking aside. he started producing robotics and then also the voting machines and,,, whatever whatever. hes fallen into the depths at this point. from this point onward hes like "hey to get things perfect i need to pass this law,,, i'll just rig that vote. i need to pass another more strict law,,, rig that too. i need to stay president,,,, yknow at this point why not"
anyways :) specifically. this vote was for the first anti-builder law. -
: > and like a couple months right before this he gets to kick his dad a lot! woo fun for all ages
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a masterbuilder gets pissed at Busy and tries to kill him,,, Busy fights back and breaks her fuckingn neck <3 stares in horror <3 cries a little maybe
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busy makes his power suit x_x
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hes found by metalbeard who takes him to CCCL :) teeeechnically hes still biologically 28. maybe hes aged like a day or two. god knows
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yeah this is when he steals the Kragle. also when vetruvius got blinded. takes 3 years for him to develop the kragle devices enough to actually,,,, like. use it
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yay!!!!!!! yeah this is the lego movie release date.