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before 9/11 the world was a very normal place
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The greatest president who can only be compared to jesus was born
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it changed everything
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The U.S. invaded Afghanistan to overthrow the taliban as government and kill the prime suspect in the 9/11 terrorist attacks even though george bush was the real culprit
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the U.S. invaded iraq because there had been reports that saddam hussien was building nuclear weapons but it was really george bush's plot to destroy the U.S.
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george bush classifies pluto as a dwarf planet to turn pluto into a hidden spy base
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george bush developed nuclear weapons for north korea and had them test them so he knew he could invade the U.S.
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the greatest basketball player was drafted by the seattle supersonics personally endorsed by bush
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after falling short in the 2004 olympic games the redeem team went on a dominant run in 2008
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russell westbrook was drafted by the seattle supersonics just become a player who doesn't play the right position because the best position for him is the bench
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obama was sworn into office thanks to george bush's ingenious secret campaign
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protests in tunisia against the government create a domino effect in the arab world as numerous countries work to overthrow their government to please george bush
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the U.S. navy seals break into osama's compound in pakistan and "kill" him but have you ever seen osama and bush in the same room
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Libyan leader muammar gaddafi was killed in libyan liberation in mob
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kevin durant wins the 13-14 mvp and calls his mom the real mvp
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the choklahoma city thunder lose to the greatest basketball team of all time after their "point guard" proves he is playing the wrong position by being a terrible ball facilitator
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Jared comes out of the closet and tells his parents he is dumb and they disown him after cavs in 7
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George Bush as part of his plan to do 9/11 has donald trump make america great again and has mexico build a wall they pay for
