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In Junior High he bought the Nintendo Entertainment System.
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During his last year of high school he took the SSHSAT to see which New York High School he'd be eligible for.
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The summer before Freshman year his family went to a demolition derby.
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After taking the SSHSAT he was accepted into Stuyvesant High School.
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He got an honorable mention for the Scholastic Writing Award.
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Ned went to his first concert and saw the band Moxy Früvous with his father.
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Ned went to the Christian Camp and Recreation Center. While there he smoked his first cigarette and smoked weed for the first time.
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He started his Sophomore year at Stuyvesant.
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He attended Pure Energy Martial Arts classes and was really bad at karate.
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At an office party where he was working an elder co-worker tried to hook up with him.
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At a Mini Mart, him and his friend bought some beer and drank it.
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For a cute girl that he worked with, he ran a 5k in the rain in sandals.
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His Junior year at Stuyvesant. Ned becomes addicted to the card game "Magic".
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A good friend invites him to go snowboarding with his family and he does terribly.
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He sprains his ankle playing volleyball and has to spend time in a wheelchair.
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Ned and his friend got caught jumping turnstiles and got caught.
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Ned began his Senior year at Stuyvesant High School.
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Ned had an interview with Harvard and was turned down.
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Ned was going to go to Cancun for his Senior Class Trip, unfortunately due to prior commitments he had to sell his ticket.
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Ned went to his Senior Prom with his girlfriend Judith.
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His family went to Hooters.
