Dionysis

  • 10,000 BCE

    Birth kinda?

    Hera Tricked Dionysus' mother into making Zeus show her his true form this made her explode into flames and died however Dionysus was saved by Zeus and sewn into his thigh until he was fully formed
  • The second Birth
    9999 BCE

    The second Birth

    he took his sweet time growing to full baby size but he then emerged from Zeus' thigh making him twice born
  • Hiden from hera
    9996 BCE

    Hiden from hera

    he was hidden with a mortal family but Hera found him had had the titans kill and eat him Zeus saved his heart and had him made whole again then he was given to Hermes to hide him again this time he was given to some nymphs and centaurs on a mountain
  • cursed to wander
    9984 BCE

    cursed to wander

    Hera curses Dionysus to wander aimlessly during which he learns to grow grapes and make wine which gives him new purpose
    TO GET EVERYONE DRUNK!!!!
  • the Maenads
    9980 BCE

    the Maenads

    Dionysus had groups of women who were always partying and were literally in a drove mad sometimes they would rip apart animals or little children sometimes even grown men and eat them
  • becoming a true god
    9974 BCE

    becoming a true god

    Dionysus once saved Hera from a trap set by Hephaestus of which only Hephaestus could release so D got him drunk like he does and convinced him to release her she then made everyone accept him as an Olympian