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Conner's first word "Chicago"
At this point in time, our here's superior mind had already learned to speak. His first word was simply "Chicago". -
Birth
On February 4th, 1998, an important person was born. He was known by many as Conner Jeffries. The legends retold themselves on this day. -
Conner learns to type his name
At this point in time, Conner's superior mind has learned to type his own name, along with the aid of his father. The picture does not depict the actual hero. -
1st birthday
On February 4th, 2000, our hero celebrated his first birthday. This marks the first year in his lifetime, a year to remember. The picture does not depict the actual hero. -
2nd birthday
On Febraury 4th, 2000, our hero celebrated his birthday party. By this time, he had developed at an extremely rapid rate, at approximately 30x the typical rate of the average Earth-dwelling child. -
Conner drinks water from a sippy cup
As we approach this portion of the story, our hero wishes to hydrate himself. He reaches for a sippy cup, full of of water, and consumes the majority of it. This hyrdrates him. -
Conner Blinks in order to prevent his eyes from drying
At this point in the story, Conner autonomously closes his eyes and opens them subconciously. His mind does this to clear excess oils from the surface of his eyes. -
Conner Breaths
In order to prevent the deprevation of oxygen from Conner's bloodstream, Conner inhales oxygen from the enviornment around him. He then exhales, repeating the process several times throughout the day. -
Conner turns 6
Shortly after entering kindergarten, Conner turns six years old! Our hero is almost old enough to be eaten.
