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  God said, "let there be light" an the world was created and became a ticking time bomb with a long fuse. It was doomed to end in the year 2012.
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  He can't take the stress anymore; he has resorted to DRUGS and gives little kids CRACK!
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  IMA FIRING MA LAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!! SQUADALA AND OCTOROKS RULEZ
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  the devil appears in his true form
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  This is when the world ends!!!