History of Planet Frankelswarfen

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  • 130 BCE

    Eruption of Mt. Frankie.

  • 97 BCE

    Polk-a-Dot Fever wipes out 1/3 of the planet's population.

  • 22 BCE

    Queen Franklin declares war on King Vandergriff

  • 32

    Highways are constructed across the planet to connect all of the Chipotles.

  • 84

    Starbucks creates the first "Pumpkin Spice Latte" in honor of Queen Franklin's service to the people of Planet Frankelswarfen.

  • 120

    Queen Franklin II changes the national anthem to "Bye Bye Bye" by NSYNC