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Season 1 "Comparative Religion" "Happy last day before winter break. Time to visit our loved ones. Some of you will travel as far as 3 miles! Don't forget to visit our winter wonderland in the quad where were giving away up to six semester of free classes. Wow, what's that sound? Is that the tip tapping of secular boots on on the roof? That must be another sign that it 'tis the season because rumor has it that non-denominational Mr. Winter is on his way to the student lounge."
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Season Two "Accounting For Lawyers". Worn for Pop-and-Lock-toberfest.
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Season Two "Epidemiology" Worn as a halloween costume. "Chef Gaga doesn't reveil her caterer... and don't try to read my p-p-p-poker face."
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Season Two "Celebrity Pharamcology 212" Worn for a special meeting at the Ramada.
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Season Two "Intro to Political Science" Worn for the Student Body Presidential Race,
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Season Two "Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy"
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Season Two "Paradigms of Human Memory"
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Season Two "Paradigms of Human Memory" Worn for Feline Aids Day
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Season Two "Paradigms of Human Memory" Worn for Daylight Savings. "It's time to Tina Turn-er your clocks back."
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Season Two "Paradigms of Human Memory." Worn for the School's Cotilion. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a dean."
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Season Two "Paradigms of Human Memory" Worn for the opening of the School's salad bar.
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Season Two "Paradigms of Human Memory" Worn to raise money for the Music Department. "The music department is flat Baroque."
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Season Two "A Fistfull of Paintballs" and "For A Few Paintballs More"
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Season Three "Biology 101" Worn to show how Greendale is going to be more serious this year.
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Season Three "Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps" "Devil here! Just stopping by here for a little damnation orientation, here's the sched: at 10 you'll be buried neck deep in scorpions, at 11:15 lava enemas, followed by Pilates! Pilates is the demon that eats your genitals."
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Season Three "Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps"
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Season Three "Advanced Gay" Worn to Pierce's "Gay Bash"
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Season Three "Virtual Systems Analysis" Demostrating having Good news and Bad news.
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Season Three "Course Listing Unavailable". Worn to deliever the news that Biology has been Can-can-cancelled.