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CMS TIMELINE

By BricBender
  • 2

    Ancient Civilization builds a structure that is NOT a gaming pc (aka Paul’s base)

  • Period: 2 to

    Pre-CMS

  • Jul 21, 1123

    Founding of Feledond

  • The Master of Feledond begins his career

  • St. McDonald is born

  • Western Town of Derp is founded

  • St. McDonald’s dad opens a golf course

  • St. McDonald’s Fast Food Chain is founded

  • St. McDonald dies

  • Period: to

    CMSI: My Good Christian Minecraft Server

  • CMS schism

  • RMGCMS is established

  • The Skelovian Union is established

  • Railroad starts construction

  • St. McDonald’s graveyard is made

  • Cash kills St. McDonald

  • St. McDonald’s brother works minimum wage at a creeper farm

  • 1 year of CMS/CMSI

  • Bob the Potato is born

  • Bay Area is founded

  • Trader Johann sets up shop in the Bay Area

  • Villager Genocide

  • Liam gets Discord

  • St. McDonald is resurrected by the Skelovian Union, and killed

  • Red Mafia is founded

  • Butt-Cheek-Openinator Incident

  • First Torbro is written

  • Bric the Bender becomes the apprentice of the Master of Feledond

  • Second Torbro is written

  • Brooks becomes the first judge

  • Empire is founded

  • Shaq Shack is built

  • Shaq Perch is built

  • Shaq physically dies

  • Shaq Vault is built

  • Brooks is impeached and removed from office

  • Liam becomes the second judge

  • Period: to

    The Great War

  • 2 years of CMS

  • Shaq Office is built

  • Mooshroom Genocide

  • Uncle Corey is shot dead by Feledondian Guards

  • Shaq Raft is built

  • Bob the Potato is tried and dies

  • Red Mafia D-Day happens; the Red Mafia is vanquished

  • Judicial elections are started

  • Liam becomes the first elected judge

  • Obama is sworn in as the first black CMS Judge

  • Period: to

    Anime War (Pre-ceasefire)

  • Floki Longbritches and Larry die

  • St. McDonald’s Fast Food Chain opens a second location

  • Empire Day 2021 and Larry/Floki's Funeral

  • Anime War ceasefire is called

  • 1 year of CMSII

  • Trader Johann arrives at Feledond

  • Trader Johann is wanted by the Empire for desertion

  • Paul retrieves corpse of St. McDonald from Finland

  • The Official Vibe Inspector dies

  • The CMSIII Wormhole opens

  • The Empire steals the body of St. McDonald, making the portal go berserk

  • The Empire commits goblin genocide

  • Discovery of Cow Genocide

  • Empire is discovered to have betrayed goblins by putting them into slavery and THEN genociding them

  • Bric the Bender becomes the Master of Brics by The Master of Feledond

  • The Supreme Moff is now a wanted criminal for assassinating the chess bot.

  • Napoleon I is cremated

  • Trader Johann has been kidnapped by Agent Corey (Uncle Corey), who is now alive. Thankfully, he was rescued.

  • Richard McDonald is killed by the Empire

  • Bric the Bender disappears trying to stop Uncle Corey from leaving CMSII. Uncle Corey escapes using Richard McDonald, but not before being “modified”.

  • Liam is sent back to CMSI memories, but recovers

  • Goblin survivors discovered and relocated to Feledond