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Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice.
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We find out that Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
