A Day in the Life of a Dog

By cameronward

  • Wake up

    Wake up on fluffy bed. Stretch. Keep laying on fluffy bed.

  • Eat breakfast

    Human puts scoop of food in bowl. I wait patiently until they tell me to eat. I devour entire bowl of food in 4 seconds. Maybe 3.

  • Go outside

    Stretch more. Maybe work up to a light job. Pee on neighbor's tree. Run back inside

  • Human leaves for work

    I go lay on bed. Sigh. Watch the door close. Might take a nap. Might chew up a cord to the lamp. Decide to chew the cord after nap for optimal energy.