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First day of school
It really stinks being a kid. It is worse being Gregg Helffly. He goes to school and everyone is avoiding him, he doesn't know why. Then he realizes he still has the cheese touch from last year. The touch is an old piece of moldy cheese on the outside basketball court. The only way to get rid of it is to touch somone else. the only way to not get it is to cross you fingers. How will he get rid of it he thought the new student. Now the new student has it and not Gregg. -
Gregg for Teasurer
Gregg wanted to run for treasurer in the class elections. He did this because he likes money. He thought it could help with the girls to. He amagined: The cheerleaders cam up to him and said they are sick of riding in the same bus as the band nerds so he bought them a limo to ride in. Then when the football players need a pump to inflate there only ball he said he can't help them with it. -
Halloween
Gregg and his friend Rowley are going out for holloween tonight. Gregg still doesn't know what he was going to wear, because his last couple years he had bad costumes like the toilet paper mummy he was going to be but it is soposed to rain so that is a no go. Then he was a cowboy last year but it was a double baseball cap one was on stait and one was on backwards. Rowley had a knite costume whicch he thought was pretty cool. Then Greggs mom bought a pirate costume for Gregg to wear. -
New Gym Unit
Gregg goes back to school and finds out in gym there is a new unit Wrestling. He was pretty excited about the new unit. Then finds out he had to wrestle a crazy cyco kid. He lost to him and got laughed at by everyone because Gregg isn't stong and got beat so easily by a wierd kid. -
School Play
Gregg's mom recieved mail from school saying that they will be having a play. She wants him to join the play. Also it is the Wizard of ozz. He hates that movie. Then he thought he could do bad and he woldn't get a part. Then the teacher said we have just the right amount of students and everyone will get a part in the play. He was so mad at that bomb of an announcement. -
Xmas Wish list
Gregg's brother Rodrick wanted 3 things for xmas New drums, new van, and a shrunkin head. His little brother Manny circle every little thing in the toy catologe. Gregg asked for the video game Twisted Wizard for Xmas. -
Xmas Day
Gregg got nothing but clothes for xmas and about the game the mom mixed it up with the charity giving and instead Gregg got a Sweater. Manny got everthing he asked for. Rodreck got nothing but drumm sticks. -
World record snowman
Gregg and Rowly want to make the biggest snowman ever but it never snow a lot so they neever can., but today it snowed a lot and they had off from school. This was there opertunity. They got right outside to start. It was geting big but they kept getting tired and they are not even half way done. They rested for 30 min. Manny was making the smallest one ever and Gregg kicked the head off and Dad saw so dad came out with a shovel and broke the huge ball that they were working with. -
anti smoking contest
Gregg had to do a poster on anti-smoking and he needed a good grade to pass health. So he drew a picture of a zombie and wrote don't smoke or you will look like me. He got second place. The person who won was Chris Carney He wrote don't smoke it is a Joke on the poster. The thing that anoyed Gregg was Chris smokes all of the time. -
Safty Patrol
Gregg and Rowley signed up for the Saftey officers duty and what that is when you will walk the kindergardners home at 12:00 because they have half days. Gregg did this so he can skip algerba 30 min each day. Also Saftey Patrols get hot chocolate in the morning when it is cold. So he gets it a lot better than other kids.
