Metal

And Then There Was Darkness...

Feb 13, 1970

On Friday the 13th, 1970, Black Sabbath's self-titled debut album is released upon the world. Nothing will ever quite be the same again. Rolling Stone magazine critic Lester Bangs proves himself the most ignorant douche on the planet at the time, and is the first post-Darkness soul to earn his way into the Pit of Suck.

Paranoid UK Release

Oct 15, 1970

The Black Beast of Sabbath belches out the second tablet. This vinyl disc would soon drive the world into a new dark age.

Master of Reality

Jul 15, 1971

Verily, the Ozzman cometh. In this world gone mad, the words of the All-Father ring true.