timeline of ur mom

  • 69 BCE

    becomes so fat she cant fit through door

    HAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA UR MOM FAT
  • 6 BCE

    gives birth to you :D

    she in pain why did you do that to her
  • 5 BCE

    get fat and want robux :(

    SHE A BACON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
  • 2 BCE

    goes to school and bullied :(

    sad sad sad sad
  • 1 BCE

    birth

    born out of her mom
  • jumps to future and tells you you were born in 1967 and she was born in 2023

    ok
  • her husband goes to get milk

    he never came back 😭💀😁🤣😂😆😅
  • body of husband found :(

  • shi dis of fatnes

    she never got rebex :( now ur fatherless and moderless 😂