The Seven Ages of Me

By woodliefwm
  • Infant

    Infant

    At first the infant, mewling and puking in his nurse's arms (Babies are cute and adorable. All they do is eat, sleep, and poop
  • Period: to

    The Seven Ages of me

  • Schoolboy

    Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel and shhining morning face, creeping like snail unwillingly to school>

  • Teenage lover

    And then the lover, sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad made to his mistress' eyebrow

  • Six and seventh ages

  • Middle Ages

  • Old Person

  • Solider

    Then a solider,full of stange oaths and bearded like the pard, jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel, seeking the bubble reputation even in the cannon's mouth.

  • Neaning Death

    Nearing death is like when you can't breath. With eyes and severe and beard of formal cut.

  • Old Person