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Show's on the road.
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I heard it. As far as anyone is concerned, nobody knows who shot that bullet.
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No, not concord grapes. This was the first real battle. The English won, by the way.
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No, not the first. But anyways, some consulting was done at this point. Philidalphia was getting it's war talk on.
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The Americans threw 2 strikes in a row, but then lost the baseball. British won again.
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A document written by Thomas Paine. It basically made the British look like a bunch of idiots trying to put the Americans on puppet strings. It helped persuade people to fight for America.
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The colonists charge into an embarassing slip-up. No picture here, sorry.
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This was when a paper was signed trying to persuade the king to let the colonists go. In commemeration, we all go to Lake Tahoe and watch fireworks drunk.
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Cherokees ambush the colonists. They escaped from the skin of their rotten dirty teeth,
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General Wahington threw his eggs to the English. Alot of them broke. So the army couldn't take it.
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Oh, the colonists actually won a battle. I wouldn't get my popcorn yet, but the whole Delaware River crossing and the Hessian annialation isn't propaganda.
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It was a Battle of Brasywine pretty much. Americans had no chance in this one. So they tried again. And...
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...The rematch resulted in a rain-out, and the war was called off. The guns don't fire in rain, so literally they were just standing around for an hour.
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This one went terrible too. At first, the Americans were dominating, but a heavy fog blocked them and somehow not the British.
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The American army decided to call it quits for a bit to rest at Valley Forge even though they have had trouble there before.
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The French decided that America had been figthing hard enough, so they made a treaty and teamed up.
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A test of the new guns, Washington and his army are finally "breakn' a sweat." (you wont get the reference)
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A town in the Georgia colony, the redcoat snatch the town and use it for redcoat stuff.
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Coming off the sleeping year of 1778, the patriots charge into South Carolina and show the redcoats whos boss. With ease. (By the way, do not call this the battle of port royal island. There's another battle with that title a century later, hence why I was mad at google images.)
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The Spanish declare war on the English and side with the French/Americans.
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The British begin to burn two cities in the Connecticut colony. (Fairfield and Norwalk) It seemed to be an ugly burning. Apparently, when you play with fire, you might get burned. Or, you burn down entire towns.
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The Colonists attempted to take back the town of Savanna. It failed. Really bad.
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After yet another breather period, the patriots go straight back in and route the redcoats in Waxhaw Creek.
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The mgmt knows that this was written in 1777, but on this particuar day, it was finally adopted.
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The Lord of England, Lord North, resigns from England. This is probably because everybody is bored losing to a bunch of dirty minorities.
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Finally... It's over... Gahhh... England finally admitted defeat. After all, it wasn't the colonists against the British. It was the British against half the world.
