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William Maniscalco announces his run for presidency. He officially declares his candidacy for the presidential nomination of the Republican Party. He is an Alligator Hunter from Canalou, Misouri, and he is 1/32 Navajo, 1/16 Cherokee, and 29/32 English. He comes from a family of 16 and is 43 years old. He plans to appeal to White men, and wants to make his County and Platform more Conservative and especially more Jesus-y. He plans to win using a brutal slash campain and his "southern charm."
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Maniscalco has set up a go fund me with a goal of 5 Billion US dollars. He also is having his family of 15 start a phone campain asking for money.
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Later this night, William Mansicalco was arrested for disorderly conduct. He was taken to the Goffstown, New Hampshire penitentiary.
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William has raised 239 Thousand Dollars of his 5 billion goal so far after one month of Gofundme.org and general donation
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Brutal comercials and billboards appear across the nation that ruthlessly tear Maniscalco's opponents apart.
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Maniscalco makes front page of new york times as a result of his continued exclusion from the second Republican Depate. Police fail to catch him as he evades them
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He was found hiding near mexican border in swamp-like enviornment.
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Maniscalco has accumulated a whopping 412 Thousand Dollars of his 5 billion goal so far after one month of Gofundme.org and general donation
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Immediantly after his release, He delivers speech that changes the world...
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His performance is inspiring and intimidating especially to other cantidates. This is largely due to his passion and fervour.
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This nationwide event accumulates a total of 1.2 biillion dollars for Maniscalco
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"If more people voted for me why didn't I win??!!??" Demands Maniscalco. He is later found passed out drunk outside a local bar.
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Maniscalco's donation's have skyrocketed to almost 729 Million Dollars of his 5 billion goal so far after one month of Gofundme.org and general donation
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Sadly, Crazy Croc's Candidacy has come to an end. It is officially announced that his competitor received more electoral votes than him even though he won the majority of votes.
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This is a direct result of the "Jesus Money for Crazy Croc" campain
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He explains his statemnt saying "Brownies are delicious and Everyone loves them"
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Soon after his decleration, it becomes impossible to walk down the street without hearing someone lovingly called a brownie. His new social policy is met extremelly positively.
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Maniscalco's advertisments worsen their extreme agressive nature
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Maniscalco is biting his claws in anticipation
