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This timeline is fictional and made for fun.
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He is banished from his father Blackbeard's (yes, the pirate) ship because he was to soft and dumb, and onto the shores of what is today California.
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His home would be on a mountain.
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He started to dig for diamonds to eat.
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He got a giant mountain of diamonds to eat. That's why diamonds are so rare (remember, this is fiction).
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Suddenly, he couldn't die of age. I wounder why...
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He made a steel hammer that shoots nails.
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Billy discovered he had a passion for building, so he upgraded his rickety wooden shack into a wooden shack.
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Billy started ask to build for apples. However, back then people did most things themselves, and Billy lived in the middle of nowhere, so he had no customers.
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He takes a very very very very long nap.
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Billy upgraded someones collapsing small home into a giant diamond mansion for 2 apples and a penny. It took him 23 seconds and 22 nails.
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His brother found him and brought him onto Blackbeard's ship, who the captain was Blackbeard's great great great great great great great great grandson. Billy is back to what he was born to be, a pirate. Everyone on the ship also couldn't die of age.