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George Bush faked the Holocaust to cover the death of Whitney Houston which covered the faked moon landing. Although the Holocaust was fake, Bush did kill the 6 million Jews. Hitler also isn't real.
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The moon landing was faked to cover up 9/11. No people have ever been to space because outer space was made up by the government to control the minds of all humans.
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Jared Wehking is cooler because he knows the truth about George Bush and does not band wagon the Thunder and Kevin Durant,
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On this great date in history, the best president in the history of the US was sworn into office. Bush totally deserved to become president over Al Gore, and the electoral college is a flawless election system and it should be adopted by all other countries unless they are commies.
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George Bush did 9/11. It was the perfect political move to gain support for his many extravagant expenditures.
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Because of Bush's role in the 9/11 attacks, the US government gained enough support to lead the invasion in Iraq.
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An undersea megathrust earthquake in the Indian Ocean caused devastating tsunamis that killed over 230,000 people in 14 countries located in south east Asian and displaced nearly 1.7 million. This was also probably a ploy by George Bush.
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Fortunately for the american people, the messiah was reelected, although John Kerry had absolutely no chance in winning the election.
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In yet another event caused by George Bush, New Orleans was hit by a class one hurricane and is estimated to kill 1,200 people.
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George Bush deems Pluto should be classified as a dwarf planet to cover up the faked moon landing.
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North Korea announced its intention to conduct its first nuclear test. North Korea is hustling the rest of the world and is making everyone else think that they have a weak military and are unable to launch nukes at other countries, even though they can. I predict that North Korea will destroy the rest of the world in the next year.
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Bush kills Saddam Hussein in Iraq because Hussein had knowledge of the melarkey Bush was involved in.
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Under the pseudonym Apple (which is the name of a person and not a company), George Bush released the iPhone so he would be able to track all movements and record all conversations of American people.
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The Bush regime comes to a sad close when Barack Obama wins the 2008 presidential election over the very attractive John McCain.
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A 7.0 magnitude earthquake devastates Haiti's capital, killing over 230,000 people. Though I do not know the motive, this earthquake was definitely caused by George Bush.
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The al-Qaeda leader was killed personally in his home by George Bush. Bin Laden had gotten cold feet was was close to spilling the beans about the truth of 9/11 so Bush killed him.
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Japan's government was close to finding out about the faked moon landing, so Bush hit Japan with a 9.0 magnitude earthquake that killed 15,000 people and left 9,000 more injured. The earthquake bought Bush more time to cover up the moon landing with the death of Whitney Houston.
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Whitney Houston was found dead in her hotel room from an overdose of George Bush. Houston was 48 years old. This was the final step for Bush to cover up the fake moon landing.
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The far superior Miami Heat pound the OKC Thunder in the Finals and win in just 5 games.
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The Milwaukee Bucks got a steal in the draft when the best basketball player ever fell all the way to number 15 in the first round. Giannis is the best jump shooter ever and can do literally whatever he wants to whenever he wants to on the basketball court.
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The Bucks were blessed with the opportunity to draft the second best basketball player of all time in a three team trade. The Sixers were very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very dumb to trade away MCW. Michael will be the father of my children.
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Warriors destroy Thunder in game 7 and pretty much still sweep the series.
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I was right. North Korea nuked everybody and now the world has been destroyed.
