Jervis Cottonbelly: My Life By pthom037 Jun 6, 1999 Jervis H. Cottonbelly was born, to loving mother Ma Dukes Mar 4, 2003 Jervis has poetry published. Wins Arthur Resne Prize. Sep 4, 2004 Jervis meets Shaggy 2 Dope on the first day of Kindergarten. Jan 1, 2006 Jervis is named Poet Laureate of Virginia. Feb 14, 2008 Jervis make $6 peddling candy hearts. A hustler is born. Aug 12, 2009 Drunkle lets Jervis watch Saw VI. Jervis is frightened. Oct 19, 2012 Jervis joins The Deviled Egg Crew. Shenanigans ensue. Jul 19, 2013 Police officer tells Jervis to "move along". #Wanted Man Nov 22, 2013 Jervis gives autobiographical oral presentation.