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Salinger, the oldest sibling, is literally born with a stick up his butt. He fell out onto a twig stuck in the hay of the barn.
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Patsy, the middle sibling, is born 47 seconds later.
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Chad Woolsworth, the lovably dumb youngest sibling, was born three hours later than Patsy (he got lost). He has a different birthday and birth year as the others.
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Originally uploaded to send to family members and friends.
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Embarrassing video of Ewes officially goes viral - passed through email by family members who passed it onto friends who passed it onto their friends and so on.
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The Ewes are everywhere! Talk shows, cameos, endorsement deals, and more.
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The backlash is swift.
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Stress from the viral video become too much for the parents and they split up. The Dad moves across town and barely ever sees the Ewes. The Mom works two jobs and is barely ever around.
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Without any friends to help, Patsy asks her brothers to help her make an audition tape for the Spice Squirrels.
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She might not have friends in real life, but there are people like her online!
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The Ewes split up.
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Because of the viral video, Sal is rejected from every film school. Embarrassed, he lies and said he was accepted. He then moves out on his own and teaches himself how to be a director.
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Chad moves away to attend college on a wrestling scholarship.
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Frank is disguised as Chad's manager and convinces him to do Ewetube.
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(in Disguise as Professor)
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