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Valerie is born, September 25th.
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Valerie's parents, Helena and Alexander, are informed their daughter is a witch and introduced to the world of magic.
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Valerie attends Hogwarts, aged 11.
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It is approximately this time that Valerie marries David, her highschool boyfriend. She is 17; the legal age of adulthood in the wizarding world.
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Barry is born. Valerie is 19.
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Conrad is born. Barry gives Conrad some of his plush toys. Valerie is 26. Barry is 7.
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Effie is born. Conrad gives her some of his plush toys. Conrad is 3. Valerie is 29. Barry is 10.
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Barry is accepted into Hogwarts. He is 11.
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Barry meets Arlo.
This is also the year that Effie gives Barry her plush toys. Barry is 16. Effie is 6. Conrad is 9. Valerie is 35. -
Barry marries Arlo. Barry is 17, and can legally do so. Effie is 7. Conrad is 10. Valerie is 36.
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Conrad is admitted to Durmstrang. Durmstrang admits students when they are 10, not 11. Barry is 17. Effie is 7. Valerie is 36.
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Effie falls ill with Vanishing Sickness and is hospitalized. She is 9. Conrad is 12. Barry is 19. Valerie is 38.
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Durmstrang does not admit Effie.
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Hogwarts accepts Effie at age 11.
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Barry divorces Arlo. He then becomes depressed. He is 22. Valerie is 41. Effie is 12. Conrad is 15.
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Barry begins teaching his first semester at Hogwarts.
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Get fucked David.
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Conrad witnesses a terrifying event, and switches from Durmstrang to Hogwarts at age 16.