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BonkE goes back in time and creates the universe with his newly awakened godlike powers -
Bonkey is born 3.14159265359 seconds after the universe is created by himself in the future/past.
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BonkE is a celestial being that cannot be sensed by 3rd dimensional beings. He drifts in space for 9999 years.
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BonkE arrives at a point in spacetime equal to Earth and the Force of Divine Fate, a divine force created by BonkE at the start of the universe that sets BonkE's life into motion, puts BonkE into a 3rd-dimensional space and turns him into the closest intellegent being.
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BonkE arrives at Earth in a stable in Bethlehem. A man and woman named Joseph and Mary mistake BonkE for their son Jesus. Mary and Joseph take BonkE as their son and Jesus is taken by a poor family and given the name Brian. The Force of Divine Fate brainwashes Mary and Joseph to thinking their son's name was BonkE DonkE Bonquixote and not Jesus. This gives BonkE his divine name.