sexybum & polse pølsesafari lore By banana01 2000 sexybum sings opera in public 2001 sexybum argues with heated pedestrian 2002 sexybum purchases xanax 2003 sexybum gains autonomy 2004 sexybum loses autonomy 2005 sexybum separates from genevieve's household 2006 behr (?) takes custody of polse 2007 sexybum re-gains custody of polse 2008 sexybum starts menstruating 2009 sexybum moves to strangerville 2010 sexybum menstruates...again? 2011 sexybum gets harassed by freaky neighbors 2012 sexybum gets diarrhea from fruit cake 2013 sexybum gets investigated by federal agents 2014 polse runs away 2015 feds confiscate sexybum's refrigerator 2016 polse returns home
