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William Golding is born in Cornwall, England.
His parents were Mildred and Alec.
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Golding started attending Brasenose College in 1930.
He spent 2 years studying science but then decided he would rather look at words all day.
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Golding graduated from Oxford with a Bachelor of Arts in English and a diploma in education.
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Golding worked as a writer, actor, and producer with a small theater in an unfashionable part of London so that he could afford breathing.
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Golding began teaching English and philosophy in Salisbury (steak) at Bishop Wordsworth's School.
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Golding marries Ann Brookfield who ends up vomiting out 2 children.
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Golding spends some time in the Royal Navy, which ended up providing tons of nightmare fuel for his writing.
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Golding publishes Lord of the Flies, the book about kids killing each other because fun.
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Golding follows LotF with The Inheritors, which we only care about because apparently it was Golding's favorite book.
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Golding is granted membership in the Royal Society of Literature so that he can flex.
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Golding publishes Pincher Martin, a book about a guy doing something in the sea, I guess.
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Golding publishes Free Fall, which was about... something.
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Golding stops teaching so he can spend his life vomiting into a typewriter or something like that.
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Golding publishes The Spire, a book that probably includes words.
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Golding receives the honorary designation Commander of the British Empire
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Golding publishes a collection of essays, The Hot Gates and Other Occasional Pieces.
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Golding reinvents Egyptian pyramids and then decides to write a book called The Pyramid except he actually just wrote a book and didn't do anything else.
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Golding hits everyone with a triple whammy when he publishes the collection The Scorpion God: Three Short Novels. And then somebody figured out he scammed us and only wrote 2 new books, because one of the novels was published in 1956 and then got turned into a play.
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Golding publishes Darkness Visible and I don't care enough to write what it's about.
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Golding publishes yet another collection, A Moving Target.
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Golding is awarded the 1983 Nobel Prize for Literature.
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Golding publishes The Paper Men and everyone turns the books back into paper by recycling them because the book was garbage.
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Golding publishes An Egyptian Journal which is all about the diary he stole from a guy in Egypt. Just kidding it's another essay collection.
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Golding gets knighted.
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Golding publishes the last novel of The Sea Trilogy, which wins the Booker Prize.
Rites of Passage (1980)
Close Quarters (1987)
Fire Down Below (1989) -
Golding stubbed his toe a little too hard and died.