America best moments

America now exists

Jul 2, 1776

Pilgrims escaped the British and begin to love guns

France and America start dating...

Sep 3, 1783

The French and the Americans sign a treaty for alliance.

America buys Louisiana from... THE FRENCH?!?!

Apr 30, 1803

Apparently the French used to try colonizing America first.

Women have rights?

Jul 19, 1848

Women get rights in America.

Americans begin harassing the Mexicans

1850

America starts a war with Mexico.

America gets a statue

Jul 4, 1884

The French donate a giant steam powered woman to America encased in copper

First rotary engine powered 3 wheel car

Jan 29, 1885

Some German dude named Karl invents cars.

First succesful Powered flight by the Wright Brothers

Dec 17, 1903

Some 2 random guys somewhat took mild inspiration and built a mechanical bird without the muscles, AKA a plane, if the wings flapped it would be an ornithopter.

Boeing is introduced to the world

Jul 15, 1916

The worlds most American airlines are introduced to the world.

First recognizable car (Chrysler Airflow)

Jan 6, 1934

These things are really rare today.

Dodge challenger is released

Sep 23, 1969

The best kind of car is introduced to the world by Dodge.

PVZ EXISTS NOW

May 5, 2009

THIS GAME HAS WON GAME OF THE YEAR 3 TIMES IN A ROW, THE STREAK IS STILL GROWING!!!

SLEEPY OLD PRESIDENT

Jan 20, 2019

Whos idea was it to even let this dude run for president?

Prediction for when nearly all cars are self driving

Dec 30, 2049

The date that Neil DeGrasse Tyson believes that self driving cars will replace manual, and cars will require being on specially designed tracks.