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The Birthing
Mr. Alger came kicking and screaming into the world and peed on the nurse. -
Period: to
Sarcasam
Mr. Alger found his sarcastic side. -
Spite makes great fertelizer.
At fiver years old, Mr. Alger grows a watermellon by planting a seed in his backyard because his parents said it couldn't be done. -
California Dreamin' becomes Reality.
In the middle of his 6th grade year, Mr. Alger flies south for the winter of his life. -
Today, I am a man.
There wasn't a dry eye in the house during our graduation ceremony...or armpit, back, or any other part of the body where sweat could gather.
