Timeline: Chuck Noris | Timetoast

Mar 10, 1940

Chuck norris as the Mesiah betrays God and takes his throne as a god

WWII is used t cover up all the war going up in the heavens
Period: Mar 11, 1942 to Dec 21, 2012

life span :D

chuck norisses life
Nov 22, 1963

Chuck norris kils Kenedy by punching him faster than the human eye can takel

Just as the title sais
Dec 2, 1997

chuck noris clones himself and puts me in my mom

I was born a hour later after kiling the real baby
Nov 11, 2001

Chuck norris spares the world and is given lots of awards including

chuck noris is ggiven every award possible
Dec 2, 2010

chuck norris rightfully becomes a texas ranger
Feb 21, 2011

Chuck noris warns earth with signals pointing towards tyhe apocalypse he will make on decmber 21st 2012
Feb 22, 2011

chuck norris breacks the news

i am his clone >.>